The clean version :)
10) In order for an outfit to make you look fat, you actually have to be fat.
9) 4.09 a gallon?!?!?!?!?!?! Seriously?!?!?!?!?!
8) It will be fine. Just spray some Febreeze on it.
7) Can we please pick our underwear up off of the floor?
6) Please God give me strength.
5) Can't we all just get along?
4) Let's go ahead and get that out of your mouth.
3) Hi I'm a volunteer for the Pennsylvania Republican Party...are you planning on supporting Senator McCain on November 4th?
2) C'mon (little league sports team name)!! Let's go!! You can do it!
1) I love you too :)