Tuesday, January 31, 2006

Good News...

Habib just called from the US Government. Apparently, since I pay my taxes and haven't declared bankruptcy and am a good citizen, the US Government wants to give me $12,500!! Isn't that awesome!! All Habib needed was my Social Security number to verify my identity and my bank account numbers to transfer the money. I gave this information, of course. What do you think I am, stupid??? I wouldn't want to turn my back on $12,500.

Sarcasm....just another one of the services I offer!

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