Five Favorite MOnster Foods are: Lava and cheese sandwich, dirty water, soda with worms, cheeseburger with mudpies, salad with garbage.
Monster like these foods becasue: its gross
A really fun trick you can teach your monster is: how to do jumping jacks
another really cool trick is: how to play basketball.
Just to be on the safe side, you should never let your monster: do backflips
You know a monster is sick when: it gets hyper
The best way to cure a sick monster is: let it take a rest
One thing you should never do a sick monster is: squeeze it's neck
The best way to exercise a monster is: let it lift weights and play basketball
One thing you never want to do is: let it get too strong
A monster needs to be exercised: 10 times a year.