Saturday, November 12, 2005

A Pet Monster Manual by Jaden

Five Favorite MOnster Foods are: Lava and cheese sandwich, dirty water, soda with worms, cheeseburger with mudpies, salad with garbage.

Monster like these foods becasue: its gross

A really fun trick you can teach your monster is: how to do jumping jacks

another really cool trick is: how to play basketball.

Just to be on the safe side, you should never let your monster: do backflips

You know a monster is sick when: it gets hyper

The best way to cure a sick monster is: let it take a rest

One thing you should never do a sick monster is: squeeze it's neck

The best way to exercise a monster is: let it lift weights and play basketball

One thing you never want to do is: let it get too strong

A monster needs to be exercised: 10 times a year.

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