Friday, December 23, 2005

Compliments of Rob...

'Twas the night before Christmas,
when all through the house
not a creature was stirring
except for that ubiquitous mouse.

And mamma with her glue trap
and I with my bait
had just about sealed
that poor rodent's fate.

When suddenly a stirring
from under the bills
confirmed the mouse was eating
my wife's birth control pills."

Sadly, this is not fiction. But, I may have stumbled upon a way to get rid of mice, here afterall!

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